About
ScooterFarmz is a small-batch, honesty-driven cottage-industry brand built by Scott Marceau — a craftsman with real-world experience, a high tolerance for hard work, and zero tolerance for bullshit.
Everything here is made with intention: researched, tested, handcrafted, and built to last.
No hype
No shortcuts
Just real products for real people.
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Scott Marceau
ScooterFarmz.com
ScooterFarmz.com is a one-man, cottage-industry, hands-on brand built from nearly a decade of real research, field experience, and a commitment to doing things the right way.
Founded by Scott Marceau — engineer, land surveyor, construction manager, and master grower — ScooterFarmz exists to bring honesty, quality, and integrity back into cannabis culture and plant-based wellness.
What started as a basement grow experiment turned into a full craft operation:
developing formulas, testing strains, running controlled trials, learning the science behind topicals, and building products that actually help people.
No shortcuts. No gimmicks.
Just the truth — tested.
Today, ScooterFarmz offers herbal accessories, wellness topicals, and creative culture collectibles — all made, packed, and shipped by hand.
The mission is simple:
Give people something real, something reliable, and something worth coming back for.
See the small-batch products I create on the Relief page.
Back in 1937, the Substance Abuse Act classified marijuana a Schedule I drug. Farmers found themselves in a bit of a pickle—if they wanted to sell their crops, they had to apply for a tax stamp, which basically meant they were saying, “Hi, I’m breaking the law, but please let me obey it!”. Almost 100 years later, and is it figured out yet?
Mission
To create authentic, small-batch products backed by craftsmanship, research, and integrity — not trends or corporate marketing.
ScooterFarmz exists for people who want the truth, appreciate quality, and prefer buying from a real human instead of a machine.
The Story
ScooterFarmz started the way most real things start — out of necessity.
After years of working as an engineer, land surveyor, construction manager, and master grower, Scott noticed the same pattern everywhere:
Nobody was making honest, well-built products anymore.
Everything felt mass-produced, over-marketed, or full of claims nobody could prove.
So he built his own path.
Every item on this site comes from Scott’s hands, research, and experience.
No middlemen. No factories. No inflated promises.
Just a guy who cares about doing things the right way.
Learn how cannabinoids work on the Learn page, including ECS basics and topical pathways.
The Way We Work
Small batch. Handcrafted. Straightforward.
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Every product is researched
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Every batch is tested on real people
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Everything is packed by hand
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Orders ship discreetly, safely, and consistently
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No medical claims — ever
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If something doesn’t meet the standard, it doesn’t launch
Quality over quantity
Truth over trends.
Craft over shortcuts.
For shipping, delivery, and pre-order info, visit Help & Info.
What You Can Expect
When you buy from ScooterFarmz, you’re getting:
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Real craftsmanship
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Honest descriptions
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Fair pricing
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Fresh batches
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Direct communication
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A brand you can trust — not a corporation selling hype
If anything ever goes wrong:
“No worries — I’ll make it right.”
Owner Bio
Scott Marceau is a master-level grower, engineer-trained thinker, and hands-on craftsman with decades of real-world experience. He built ScooterFarmz from the ground up with the same values he brings to every job: precision, honesty, and a refusal to cut corners.
With a background spanning engineering, land surveying, construction leadership, cannabis cultivation, product development, and wellness formulation, Scott brings a rare blend of technical knowledge and real-world grit. He solves problems the same way he builds products — carefully, methodically, and with zero shortcuts.
Every item on this site is researched, tested, crafted, packed, and shipped by Scott himself. No factories. No inflated promises. Just one man committed to doing things the right way.
“It's not about getting rich. It's about getting it right.” — Scott Marceau